Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Fly & Walk

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Black Box

If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Another Word….

Is there another word for synonym?

Non-Prophet Organisation

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

No Screaming & Yelling

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

Practice???

Is not it scary that doctors call what they do practice?

Homeless or Naked

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Spontaneity

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow

Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick

Battery

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

Length of a minute

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.